Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Letters from Jennifer...

Dear Heat Wave,

Welcome!  I'm sorry that I'm not ready for your arrival, but you are indeed 2 whole months early.  Isn't that taking Type-A to the extreme?  

I'd like to ask that you retreat back to the hell from which you came and let us poor plebes experience just a little bit of Springtime.  Just a little.  I like to not feel like I'm going to explode when I step outside.

Breaking out the Shower to Shower,
Jennifer (
Eolin)

PS - Sweating immediately upon exiting the shower is NOT SEXY.
PPS - I need all the help I can get in the 'sexy' department.
PPPS - I'm not kidding.


Dear Universe,

Thank you for giving me more
wherewithal than this lady:


You're not fully dressed without a smile!
Jennifer (Eolin)

PS - BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
PPS - Suddenly, I feel a little sexier since the last letter...


Dear Unemployment,

THANK YOU FOR ROCKING SO HARD!  I love all the projects I'm lining up, the time to see my friends and finally take a road trip for the first time in YEARS.  Thank you.  I never thought I'd say that in the middle of a recession, but seriously, you were about to kill me.

No bailouts for me!
Jennifer (
Eolin)

PS - I'm also grateful that I don't have a social security deduction since I won't ever see it.  Seriously, that's just rude to steal my money!
PPS - Ooops, COBRA is taking your place.  THIEVES!
PPPS - I still wouldn't have it any other way.  

2 comments:

  1. Have to admit ... smile lady is all class. She's probably just trying to spread some joy. Either that or she really needed to do some laundry. :)

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  2. HA! Is it wrong that I want to know what the rest of her underwear drawer looks like?? :)

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