Friday, November 27, 2009
I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I ate too much. I will not be eating for a week, at best. Possibly a month. Or a year. All I can say is: "Pumpkin cheesecake for the win!" :)
I wanted to take this time to thank all of you for your continued support over the year. "The New Old Biddy" has grown by leaps and bounds thanks to you guys! I never would have been able to make "Assignment: Jennifer!" without all your Project Runway blog love. And now, because of all the momentum you guys have given me, I've finally been able to open a New Old Biddy Cafe Press Store! It has a ton of things that delight me with graphics from "Assignment: Jennifer!"
Happy holidays! And may you find your inner biddy and celebrate her! (Fellas, find your inner codger. Sexy!)
Monday, November 23, 2009
GUIDELINES TO READING JENNIFER (EOLIN'S) PROJECT RUNWAY BLOG:
* Jennifer was severely bored by Season 6 of Project Runway.
* Jennifer knows she CAN NOT do any better than the Season 6 designers.
* And Jennifer REALLY knows she can't be a model. Boy howdy.
* Jennifer DOES believe she can do better producing.
* I said it.
* Neener neener.
Last week on Project Runway:
Papa Gunn makes bisquits in a sexy apron with Carol Hannah.
Then he meets Princess. And her dog, Princess.
Then he single-handedly brings the word "Egads!" back into current vernacular.
Carol Hannah is sick, but not trendy enough to get Swine Flu.
The designers are not at all surprised by having to construct a 13th look.
And nothing else matters.
YAWN. Is it finally over? Is it?? Or am I just in a badly inspired Dallas dream and when I wake up, we will only be on the scintillating "make something in blue" challenge?
"I'm an old reference, but solid.
Because it's morning."
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The conclusion to "Assignment: Jennifer!" is up for viewing! Happy fists!
Will Jennifer be able to face the runway? Will Kojii be a proud coach? WHO ARE the guest judges? Find out NOW!
(PS - this episode is in high def - so let it load, THEN hit play. Yeah, I spelled it out for you. Cuz I'm awesome and junk.)
If you missed part one... view that HERE.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
My goodness... hasn't this season flown by? (No. NO it hasn't.)
Finally, we are in "finale-mode" on Project Runway. I have to say... it's been a rough season, but I'm really on board for the final episode. I want to see these collections!
Read my blog here. It's full of jackassery. Cuz I'm good at it.
Happy fists! :)
Thursday, November 12, 2009
For those of you who know me, it comes as no surprise that my first webseries episode focuses on my fave show to blog about, Project Runway.
Please enjoy the show! (And if you don't enjoy it, I don't care. I had a blast. So neener.)