Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Letters from Jennifer...

Dear Heat Wave,

Welcome!  I'm sorry that I'm not ready for your arrival, but you are indeed 2 whole months early.  Isn't that taking Type-A to the extreme?  

I'd like to ask that you retreat back to the hell from which you came and let us poor plebes experience just a little bit of Springtime.  Just a little.  I like to not feel like I'm going to explode when I step outside.

Breaking out the Shower to Shower,
Jennifer (

PS - Sweating immediately upon exiting the shower is NOT SEXY.
PPS - I need all the help I can get in the 'sexy' department.
PPPS - I'm not kidding.

Dear Universe,

Thank you for giving me more
wherewithal than this lady:

You're not fully dressed without a smile!
Jennifer (Eolin)

PPS - Suddenly, I feel a little sexier since the last letter...

Dear Unemployment,

THANK YOU FOR ROCKING SO HARD!  I love all the projects I'm lining up, the time to see my friends and finally take a road trip for the first time in YEARS.  Thank you.  I never thought I'd say that in the middle of a recession, but seriously, you were about to kill me.

No bailouts for me!
Jennifer (

PS - I'm also grateful that I don't have a social security deduction since I won't ever see it.  Seriously, that's just rude to steal my money!
PPS - Ooops, COBRA is taking your place.  THIEVES!
PPPS - I still wouldn't have it any other way.  


  1. Have to admit ... smile lady is all class. She's probably just trying to spread some joy. Either that or she really needed to do some laundry. :)

  2. HA! Is it wrong that I want to know what the rest of her underwear drawer looks like?? :)



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