So Poll #1 addressed the all important question: Are hoodies age-inappropriate for people over 35?
3% (or 6 of you) answered, "Heck yes! Wear grown up clothes already!" My response: Hmph. Where am I supposed to put my tissues if I'm not wearing a hoodie? Riddle me that, and then get back to me, k? (And don't tell me my pant's pocket - that leaves an unslightly bulge that irritates me only slightly less than a visible panty line. I MAY have some OCD issues...)
2% (or 5 of you) answered, "I'm a nudist and therefore cannot answer this poll." My response: WHERE do YOU put your tissues?! (NO! Don't answer that! LALLALALLAAAA!)
Ahem... Moving along...
42% (or 73 of you who are SANE) answered, "Nope, it's quite hip. Even to a wedding." I couldn't agree more!! If I ever do get married again (BUWAHAHHAHAHAHHAA! Oh God, I said a funny...) I will get married (HAHHAA! I can't say "married" without laughing!) in jeans and a hoodie. Although, I might splurge on a hoodie that's over $25... just like I did when I spent a whole $27.50 on my wedding dress. (You read that right - this new old biddy likes to bargain shop!)
And 55% (or 95 of you who are also sane but have a touch of 'the sassy' in you) answered, "I agree with whatever Tim Gunn thinks." I'm pretty sure he hates hoodies I'd bet my life on it. Along with leggings, which thankfully I don't wear so he can't totally hate my entire wardrobe. Although he probably would anyway as it's just a big old closet of the same thing in different colors. He would sigh a lot whilst flicking through the bevy of hoods. And he would do so in my face while flexing his jowels of disappointment at me.
In my next poll, hoodies are so far the clear winner. This gives me hope. And hopefully, will make Tim Gunn reconsider the importance and beauty of a hoodie. Wow, did I just really type that? Okay... I may need that intervention now...