Are you a New Old Biddy?

You may be a New Old Biddy if...

...you own more than 5 "As Seen On TV" products and actually use them.

...tea is your drink of choice when asked, "What'll ya have?" at a bar.

...Shirley Temples are a close second behind tea.

...you start to not be able to hear people at parties and complain about how loud the music is.

...your purse contains the following at ALL times:  mini-first aid kit, Bean-o, 5 pens (3 without caps), wadded up tissues, gum, Chapstick and a tampon.

...your cell phone's fanciest feature is "texting."

...you have the most expensive towing package from AAA because, "You never know!"

...you curl your hair.

...you will only shop in stores where you have coupons or club cards.

...people tell you that you own a very sensible car.

...MTV pisses you off because its "not like the old days."

...you worry about how much caffeine you've had after 6pm and if it will keep you up all night.

...you look at pictures of yourself from only a few years ago and think, "I was so young then..."

...you REALLY don't understand that noise kids are listening to nowadays.  You're not just saying it as a joke anymore.

...working until 7pm is considered "working way late" and you have to go straight to bed when you get home.

...you still use stamps to mail your bills and have a general distrust of online banking.

...your most frequented websites are WebMD and LOLDogs.

...you can only go to one venue a night, and if it doesn't have a parking lot, forget it!

...anything that starts after 9pm is a hassle and will most likely be skipped in favor of sitting on the couch with your dog.

...you long for the simpler times of the 1980's.

...you have a list of foods that don't agree with you and freely share it with anyone who suggests a restaurant that has one of those food items, along with a blow by blow description of what happens to you when you eat said food.

...you carry re-usable bags in your purse and make a big deal about using them whenever possible.

And last, but not least...

...You wear a hoodie year round cuz you're always cold, even in the summer time.