So I've posted a ton of things on Craig's List in hopes of selling them off and finding my things new homes. What I did not expect from Craig's List, maybe because I'm a naive biddy as well as a new old one, is the CRAZY emails I would get that have nothing to do with my stuff that's for sale.
The following is my favorite which arrived this morning. I have yet to understand it. But I do giggle at it.
There are many things about this letter that delight me:
1) I never made a statement on Craig's List other than, "Please by my stuff so I don't curl up in the fetal position."
2) I adore the fact that Craig's List is misspelled throughout.
3) "She and me."
4) I am not an ordinary guy! Assuming such a thing, sir, just makes an ass out of you and me. (Or she and me... depending.)
5) "Denile" isn't just a river in Africa apparently.
So now I'm torn between wanting to sell my stuff and wanting to keep it online so I can receive more humorous emails. Oh the trials and tribulations of a jackassy and panicked biddy...