I rarely say the word "EW" out loud. It's usually something I think in my head. You know like, "Ew, I gotta pick up dog doodle," or "Ew, my pants do NOT fit anymore," or "Ew, why is Tori Spelling so skinny that I can see her kidneys through her dress?" You know, basic every day stuff like that.
But today... I said "EW" out loud. WHY? Because I saw that someone had Googled "old biddy porn" and my INNOCENT WHOLESOME site popped up.
EW!!!!!!!!!!! BLEH! ICKY-POOH! I needed a anti-bacterial wipe for my brain after seeing that. Ga-ross.
WHY would anybody Google that in the first place? What kind of sad life is that person leading that Googling "old biddy porn" took up part of their Sunday afternoon? (Maybe Queen Lizzy the Second is makign sure her sex tape wasn't leaked?) Either way, it's just ... EWWWWWW.