tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post1227601097259851832..comments2023-09-02T08:47:16.520-04:00Comments on Jennifer Eolin (aka The New Old Biddy): The journey continues!Jennifer Eolinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04355725939194563460noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-17459306231177656362009-06-23T20:51:31.812-04:002009-06-23T20:51:31.812-04:00um. i was just hoping we could eat sushi or drink...um. i was just hoping we could eat sushi or drink tea. and discuss stand-up comedy routines. and possibly quickhug after. <br /><br />i didn't realize i'd be expected to absorb 20x my body weight...oh, wait. I'm not a shamwow, and I'm not Vince and I don't have to beat up prostitutes who bite their kissin' tongues.<br /><br />But I do admire Woody Allen for his stepdaughter-predating abilities. Even Chris Hanson got stumped with that one. "Why not have a seat, sir. Did you send this to Soon Yi?"<br /><br />"Of course, she's my daughter. I can send her anything I want."<br /><br />"Step-daughter, sir, to be precise."<br /><br />"Exactly."<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />"Correct. Now can you leave? I want to enjoy the cookies she just made me."<br /><br />It's never too soon for a Soon Yi/Woody Allen joke, especially since they're still together. So, like Mary Kay Letorneau (sp?) and her asian boychild, it was meant to be.<br /><br />Anyways, hope to see you when I'm down there in 2 weeks or so. We can watch a gay film together at the DGA.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-56218669435820269852009-06-23T16:51:39.413-04:002009-06-23T16:51:39.413-04:00At least you didn't have 7 hour-long phone con...At least you didn't have 7 hour-long phone conversations with the guy before meeting him and discovering that he's germaphobic. No, really. Handiwipes in his pocket to wipe downt he movie theatre seat, germaphobic. Thanks for wasting my time, ass. (But also thanks for the funtastic story, I guess.)<br /><br />You might wanna try OKCupid.com. It's free (woo!) and while that might sound like it only attracks ghetto types, it's at least more fun to weed out the baddies on this site because it's Chock Full of quizzes. :) They compare your quiz results to people who contact you and give you percentage ratings (like you're 67% Friend, 30% Enemy, 80% Love match, or whatever). So you know right away whose profiles to avoid clicking on, lol.<br /><br />~LisaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-18053195795884810972009-06-23T15:53:49.546-04:002009-06-23T15:53:49.546-04:00Meeting people online worked for me, but only afte...Meeting people online worked for me, but only after many, many failures. Meanwhile, the experience is a gold mine if you like to study people. And of course, comedy.Dean G.http://hoplitepictures.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-89716827554845958172009-06-23T15:39:27.712-04:002009-06-23T15:39:27.712-04:00I agree with the person who said you should do the...I agree with the person who said you should do the contacting. That way you are weeding out some of those asshats from the get-go. I am a big proponent of online dating - at least giving it a shot with an open mind. It worked out for me, until it didn't as we are now getting divorced but that has nothing to do with the way we met. And of course there were some freakazoid stories of other crazies I met in the process too - but they're now great stories. Anyway, I'm all about exploring your options, taking control of things as much as you can, and certainly NOT settling.Kerinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-21271561622534442122009-06-23T14:30:52.508-04:002009-06-23T14:30:52.508-04:00Woody Allen is a genius with words, isn't he? ...Woody Allen is a genius with words, isn't he? With stepdaughters, not so much. (Too soon?)Jennifer Eolinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04355725939194563460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-21383286370830435692009-06-23T13:36:09.093-04:002009-06-23T13:36:09.093-04:00Those Woody Allen quotes are genius, particular th...Those Woody Allen quotes are genius, particular the one on top, the Diane Keaton monologue from Love and Death -- which was my away message for like a year straight a few years ago.<br /><br />Give yourself some credit Eolin, even if the 19 year olds who've contacted you do indeed have "mommy issues," they still chose to contact you and not someone else less desirable...<br /><br />Keep your chin up and keep suffering, it's fun!The Stabbing Penhttp://thestabbingpen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-4245292190667302222009-06-23T08:10:54.065-04:002009-06-23T08:10:54.065-04:00Don't leave it up to those asshats to contact ...Don't leave it up to those asshats to contact you... contact people YOU want to talk to. That way, if they don't respond, fine- but at least you're a little more in control because you're doing the picking. I've been online dating before and I don't think I ever went out with someone who had contacted me... I was the one who had initiated the convos. Girls rule, boys drool! (Or something mature like that :o) )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-71236118409231506252009-06-23T03:05:27.186-04:002009-06-23T03:05:27.186-04:00I'm all for www.umno.com as a dating site. Le...I'm all for www.umno.com as a dating site. Let's set it up and be millionaire and rescue dogs. :)<br /><br />HA! I can't get out now - I'm too addicted to the carnage - it's fascinating!Jennifer Eolinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04355725939194563460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-26446985335832526372009-06-23T02:35:52.903-04:002009-06-23T02:35:52.903-04:00Could he have meant 'the end' as in 'a...Could he have meant 'the end' as in 'and...scene'. He sounds kind of darling and funny....but that's why I suck at those dating sites. <br /><br />Oh honey...here's my online dating experience...funny online banter then a meet in person and an 'um..no' right to my face. How's that for charming? Um...no. Um...no.com? <---- that would be my website.<br /><br />You're too interesting a person for the online dating world, it's not for you. Get out now.Cancer Becomes Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06047384188550782154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5389837168568191094.post-62493506475175432662009-06-23T02:09:11.669-04:002009-06-23T02:09:11.669-04:00Jeez girl, stop reading my diary entries! I think...Jeez girl, stop reading my diary entries! I think Match.com should be called Rebound.com, because all the men I have met there were straight out of a relationship! Yeah...no thanks!<br /><br />And Woody Allen is amazing. Sleeper is one of my favorite movies of all time. :)<br /><br />Lurve, <br />C.Christinahttp://www.themakeupblogger.comnoreply@blogger.com